Pony Adoptable 3 by ~CoreyAMurray
Things Star Fox Characters Would Never SayThings Star Fox Characters Would Never Say by ~CoreyAMurray
Star Fox belongs to Nintendo.
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Fox McCloud:
"Sorry, General, but if the entire Cornerian fleet can't fight off the forces of Andross, I fail to see how four mercenaries can help."
"Eh, better let Andross take over Lylat. He'll probably make us rich."
"Slippy, I have had enough of your incessant whining! Seriously, you sound like you're six years old--and you're eighteen!"
"No, Peppy, I do NOT want to do a barrel roll! Seriously, you'd better retire."
"'Gee, I've just saved a snarky pheasant's life, even though he doesn't deserve it!' See how annoying being sarcastic is, Falco?!"
"Wait, Wolf, why are we even fighting in the first pl